I play with faces that come into downtown Toronto. More often than not they leave smiling when I am finished. Or, if I've done a particularly good job, they may leave with a grimace. I sleep next to commuters on the subway, and when the band is playing I am hard at work. I wish I wore more leather, drank more rye, quoted more poetry and made more magazine covers.

I liked this comic. Maybe that's why I don't normally read comics.

Scarily accurate.

Scarily accurate.

Source: nopantsnation

via The Chive.  Why wasn’t I that awesome as a kid?

via The Chive.  Why wasn’t I that awesome as a kid?

ilovecharts:

Medical Emoticons!

ilovecharts:

Medical Emoticons!

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ilovecharts:

Everyone’s a Hipster these days.
-billiebilliebillie

ilovecharts:

Everyone’s a Hipster these days.

-billiebilliebillie

Source: ilovecharts

"Dustin is at the crossroads of his career… He can choose to use his athletic ability to either become a dominant power forward in the National Hockey League or be a dominant number four hitter for the El Cid Lounge in a men’s softball league — the choice is his.” - Dean Lombardi on Dustin Penner."

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summerofmegadeth:

The Thing That Should Not Pee (In The House)

summerofmegadeth:

The Thing That Should Not Pee (In The House)

(via juliasegal)

Source: quiltra

Congratulations, LinkedIn! You just got screwed.

My finance lesson of the day.

Source: engers

laughingsquid:

A Group of Hipsters Discussing Today’s Most Exclusive Music

Starts to drag but the last line is brilliant.

Source: Laughing Squid

thedailywhat:

This Day In History of the Day: On May 17, 1861 — exactly 150 years ago — Scottish physicist James Clerk Maxwell and photographer Thomas Sutton (who invented the SLR camera that same year) used three projectors fitted with red, green, and blue filters to combine three black-and-white photos of a tartan ribbon shot through similar filters, thereby forming the world’s first color photo (above) and, consequently, the “basis of nearly all subsequent photochemical and electronic methods of colour photography.”
[bbc / petapixel.]

thedailywhat:

This Day In History of the Day: On May 17, 1861 — exactly 150 years ago — Scottish physicist James Clerk Maxwell and photographer Thomas Sutton (who invented the SLR camera that same year) used three projectors fitted with red, green, and blue filters to combine three black-and-white photos of a tartan ribbon shot through similar filters, thereby forming the world’s first color photo (above) and, consequently, the “basis of nearly all subsequent photochemical and electronic methods of colour photography.”

[bbc / petapixel.]

Source: thedailywhat

ilovecharts:

My friend Jen painted made this unfortunately accurate Venn Diagram of me….
-davidgeis
With friends like that…

ilovecharts:

My friend Jen painted made this unfortunately accurate Venn Diagram of me….

-davidgeis

With friends like that…

Source: ilovecharts

laughingsquid:

Love & Fonts

laughingsquid:

Love & Fonts

Source: thoughtballoonhelium.blogspot.com

juliasegal:

Classic(via juliasegal)

juliasegal:

Classic

(via juliasegal)

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